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		<title>It&#8217;s Easter in Junk Drawer Land!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 01:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O.K. so I&#8217;ve left out the Sporks, and the other strange things that seem to land in our Junk Drawer.Â  I think this is something that should go in a Junk Drawer hall of fame though.

Yep, in case we get the hankerin to dye some eggs one particular color in the middle of the summer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How many of these DSL filters do I need in one junk drawer?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So today I felt brave and I opened up ANOTHER junk drawer.  Yep &#8211; we have multiple junk drawers.  Today was drawer number 2.  This is the biggest drawer in the house and MOST people would have something they use in there.  Today&#8217;s mission was to find and replace the DSL [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How many packs of gum can a man own?</title>
		<link>http://ajunkdrawer.com/what-i-found-in-my-junk-drawer/how-many-packs-of-gum-can-a-man-own/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What I found in my Junk Drawer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some men wonder how many roads he can walk down &#8211; others wonder how many peaks he can climb.
Some men strive to see how high or far they can reach.
Some men strive for greatness.
Some strive to do impossible deeds.
Some men are inspired to help others.
These men are ambitious and probably don&#8217;t have 3 empty packs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Junk Drawer Life For Me</title>
		<link>http://ajunkdrawer.com/junk-drawer-humor/its-a-junk-drawer-life-for-me/</link>
		<comments>http://ajunkdrawer.com/junk-drawer-humor/its-a-junk-drawer-life-for-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Drawer Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the Junk Drawer life for us!
It&#8217;s the Junk Drawer life for us!
Instead of Treated we get Tricked
Instead of Treasures we get trash picked
It&#8217;s the Junk Drawer life!
Got noÂ purpose to speak of, so,
It&#8217;s the Junk Drawer row we how!
Stale Crackers, instead of a Meal
Empty Glue Bottles, instead with a Broken Seal
It&#8217;s the Junk Drawer life
(Junk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Junk Drawer Finds Love with the Pantry Lazy Susan?</title>
		<link>http://ajunkdrawer.com/junk-drawer-humor/the-junk-drawer-finds-love-with-the-pantry-lazy-susan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Drawer Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Junk Drawer Finds Love with the Pantry Lazy Susan?
Our local Hero the Junk Drawer, has been a secret admirer of the Pantry Lazy Susan for many years now. They share some common ground. You see the Pantry Lazy Susan also attracts the obscure and never to be eaten cans of food that just sit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview with a Junk Drawer</title>
		<link>http://ajunkdrawer.com/junk-drawer-humor/interview-with-a-junk-drawer/</link>
		<comments>http://ajunkdrawer.com/junk-drawer-humor/interview-with-a-junk-drawer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 19:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Drawer Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone this is Eric_G reporting Live  on your local Internet connection. Todays top breaking news story is our exclusive interview with a Junk Drawer.

The Junk Drawer has asked to remain anonymous for fear of retribution. So to keep our journalistic integrity, the true name and location of this interview is hidden. The Junk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Junk Drawer Spork</title>
		<link>http://ajunkdrawer.com/what-i-found-in-my-junk-drawer/the-junk-drawer-spork/</link>
		<comments>http://ajunkdrawer.com/what-i-found-in-my-junk-drawer/the-junk-drawer-spork/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What I found in my Junk Drawer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It never ceases to amaze me the value or rediscovered items found in my Junk Drawer. Today&#8217;s awesome find is the Plastic SPORK.
What is a SPORK, a spork is the mutated half spoon &#8211; half fork combination, unit, utensil, commonly distributed by the wonderful folks at Kentucky Fried Chicken. You know the Spork. It&#8217;s can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Junk Drawer Wonders &#8211; Will they ever cease?</title>
		<link>http://ajunkdrawer.com/junk-drawer-humor/my-junk-drawer-wonders-will-they-ever-cease/</link>
		<comments>http://ajunkdrawer.com/junk-drawer-humor/my-junk-drawer-wonders-will-they-ever-cease/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric G's Junk Drawer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Junk Drawer Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What I found in my Junk Drawer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When is the last time you opened your Junk Drawer? Today&#8217;s adventure found numerous miscellaneous items, but to my surprise, a box of sun dried delicious California style Raisins.
Awe the Sun Maid Raisin in the mini lunch box size. Nothing can be finner than 23 individual Raisins jam packed in a 1.5 ounce box of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Once upon a time &#8211; now in the junk drawer.</title>
		<link>http://ajunkdrawer.com/what-i-found-in-my-junk-drawer/once-upon-a-time-now-in-the-junk-drawer/</link>
		<comments>http://ajunkdrawer.com/what-i-found-in-my-junk-drawer/once-upon-a-time-now-in-the-junk-drawer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 21:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junk-drawer-ed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[What I found in my Junk Drawer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time we owned a fabulous RED Pontiac Transport.  It was a 1994 if memory serves.  Anyway, it&#8217;s been GONE for years.
 
&#160;
It&#8217;s in lovely shape, but that&#8217;s what it went to.  Now here is the kicker.
  We didn&#8217;t even OWN this car while we lived in this house. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is this thing in my Junk Drawer?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 18:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Junk-drawer-ed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O.K. this is a strange item in my junk drawer I can&#8217;t identify, can&#8217;t figure out how it got there, and certainly don&#8217;t know what to do with it.

We certainly can&#8217;t place it. My wife seems to think this piece of junk drawer mess is something you paint corners with.  I told her you [...]]]></description>
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