The Junk Drawer Finds Love with the Pantry Lazy Susan?

Our local Hero the Junk Drawer, has been a secret admirer of the Pantry Lazy Susan for many years now. They share some common ground. You see the Pantry Lazy Susan also attracts the obscure and never to be eaten cans of food that just sit there and await the local food drive.

The Garbanzo Beans, The Pickled Herring, The Off Brand Can of Tuna, The Stale Croutons, and the Can of Vienna Sausages and Deviled Ham that somehow found their way into your grocery cart. What where you thinking?

Regardless, they have a home at the Pantry Lazy Susan. They sit idly bye waiting to be picked each time you open the pantry door. Unfortunately their hope and desires are crushed almost every time.

Yet, you have moved them to the top shelf. Out of Site out of mind I guess is the premise here.

The Pantry Lazy Susan Top Shelf does however have its moments. Once or twice a year, the Local Can Food Drive bags arrive at your door step. The Pantry Lazy Susan Top Shelf knows it’s Local Can Food Drive Time, because of the extra attention and scrutiny it receives.

Will Junk Drawer and Pantry Lazy Susan ever hook up? Will the Under The Sink Bully step in? What would become of a union between Junk Drawer and Pantry Lazy Susan? A Toy Chest?

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