It’s the Junk Drawer life for us!
It’s the Junk Drawer life for us!

Instead of Treated we get Tricked
Instead of Treasures we get trash picked

It’s the Junk Drawer life!
Got no purpose to speak of, so,
It’s the Junk Drawer row we how!

Stale Crackers, instead of a Meal

Empty Glue Bottles, instead with a Broken Seal

It’s the Junk Drawer life

(Junk Drawer life, a Junk Drawer life)

Don’t it seem like there’s never any light!

Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?

It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

No one’s there to organize this mess!
No one cares about my woes!
No one cares, I must confess!

From all the cryin’ you would think this place’s a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!

Stale Animal Cracker life!
Twisty Ties of life!
Broken Pencils life!
A Junk Drawer life!

It’s the Junk Drawer life for us
It’s the Junk Drawer life for us
No one cares for you a Bit
When store all their Bull Sh*&
It’s the Junk Drawer life
It’s the Junk Drawer life
It’s the Junk Drawer life!

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The Junk Drawer Finds Love with the Pantry Lazy Susan?

Our local Hero the Junk Drawer, has been a secret admirer of the Pantry Lazy Susan for many years now. They share some common ground. You see the Pantry Lazy Susan also attracts the obscure and never to be eaten cans of food that just sit there and await the local food drive.

The Garbanzo Beans, The Pickled Herring, The Off Brand Can of Tuna, The Stale Croutons, and the Can of Vienna Sausages and Deviled Ham that somehow found their way into your grocery cart. What where you thinking?

Regardless, they have a home at the Pantry Lazy Susan. They sit idly bye waiting to be picked each time you open the pantry door. Unfortunately their hope and desires are crushed almost every time.

Yet, you have moved them to the top shelf. Out of Site out of mind I guess is the premise here.

The Pantry Lazy Susan Top Shelf does however have its moments. Once or twice a year, the Local Can Food Drive bags arrive at your door step. The Pantry Lazy Susan Top Shelf knows it’s Local Can Food Drive Time, because of the extra attention and scrutiny it receives.

Will Junk Drawer and Pantry Lazy Susan ever hook up? Will the Under The Sink Bully step in? What would become of a union between Junk Drawer and Pantry Lazy Susan? A Toy Chest?

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Hello everyone this is Eric_G reporting Live on your local Internet connection. Todays top breaking news story is our exclusive interview with a Junk Drawer.

The Junk Drawer has asked to remain anonymous for fear of retribution. So to keep our journalistic integrity, the true name and location of this interview is hidden. The Junk Drawer picture has been altered to protect it’s identity.

Eric_G: Hello Junk Drawer, I can Call you Junk Drawer can’t I?

Junk Drawer: Hello Eric_G, I am fine considering, and you can call me JD for short.

EG: So JD, you were very apprehensive to grant this interview, but I am glad you did.

JD: Well to tell you the truth EG, life as a Junk Drawer is not all that it’s cracked up to be. We barely ever see any attention or love. Have you seen some of the crap that just gets left in here? I swear it’s like we are part of the Witness Relocation Program. My Cousin in New Jersey Swears he has part of Jimmy Hoffa Tucked away. Knowing him I believe it.

EG: I can understand your Plight JD, people barely give you the time of day, and when you do get some attention, it’s just for a brief minute or two and then they just leave you with more crap. Talk about baggage.

JD: You know what, it’s the boredom that gets you. All cramped up in this tiny space, and the only things to read are 10 year old Birthday cards, a grocery receipt, and a Chinese take out menu. If I have to read about Moo Goo Gi Pan one more time I’ll Puke. And Who the hell would send a Ziggy Birthday card in the first place, they are just not funny!

EG: When was the last time someone visited you?

JD: Well about 3 weeks ago someone came by looking for Elmer’s Glue. Of course I had it, but since the brain trust didn’t close the top correctly, it was all dried up and leaked all over other crap. Look at the mess in the corner over there. Nothing like a Bottle Cap, stuck to a Roll of undeveloped film with pencil shavings and lead graphite sprinkles. Guess what, they didn’t even clean it up, they just left the crappy Glue bottle and other mess. Like I can clean it up? I don’t even have opposable thumbs. Nor hands, nor anything. Can I Get a Witness?

EG: Ahem Brother

JD: Sorry to go off that that, but you just don’t understand the lack of respect, the neglect, the effect, and to be even more Direct..

EG: Preach it Junk Drawer!

JD:
I’m a Junk Drawer you see,
Nobody Bothers me.
I house your crap,
I open in a Snap.
I never ask for Much,
Just remember me as Such.
Next time you have an Odd or and End.
Open the Trash Can He’s also a Friend.
Dump it off there it makes more sense,
My sides are bulging, my space is dense.

So listen to this story Mr. and Misses,
This Junk Drawer is tired of all the Disses!
Don’t place that Happy Meal Toy in my Coffers,
I need to Get in shape for my American Idol Offers!
Peace Out!

EG: Wow, This is Eric_G reporting, Watch Out America, The Junk Drawer My be your Next American Idol!! Paula apparently loves the Junk Drawer!!

Til Next time As Junk Drawer Adventures Continue.

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